condorn:

drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

musermatt:

laugh-addict:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

dan-will-make-you-howell:

do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin

dekutree:

catholicnun:

i shoould watch netflix

i love that show

damn-a-frica:

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

idk man i think its pronounced gif

commanderinqueef:

it should rain hash browns 

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.