thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable, via ollivander)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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jeontulla:

my favorite thing is that every short person is angry about being short

(via greenjinjo)

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

(via tony-and-the-tanntrums)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)